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A retro Highland cow in aviator shades leans on the fence with a coffee mug and a sunset behind him: I may be old, but I got to see the world before it went to shit. This vintage-vibe tee is for the heifer who's been around the pasture and has opinions about it.
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Embrace the sass with this 'I May Be Old But I Got To See The World Before It Went To Shit' highland cow design. Featuring retro, funny, and sarcastic vibes.
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