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99% Chance I Don't Care

Channel your inner exhausted heifer with this hilarious design featuring a tired cow surrounded by daisies. It is the perfect sarcastic statement for those days when your give-a-damn is officially broken!

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Express your mood with the 99% Chance I Don't Care cow design. This funny, sarcastic graphic from The Sassy Heifer features a tired heifer and white daisies.

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